I know you are just dying to hear more about our strange friend...
Well...let's see. Nick is a freshman (and I believe he's also Mackenzie's bitch if I heard correctly...). He goes to Archbishop Mitty (bet you couldn't have guessed that...) and...umm...hates math! Yea...that's it! He hates math! So anyway, at first I believe he was a little (that's an understatement...) afraid of us, but soon he grew to love us just as we love him! Hehe. We met him from Brian (Isa's secret lover! Don't tell her I told you!) and I threatened to stalk him. He believed me too. Which is probably a good thing because if he hadn't, I would've had to prove to him that I would. But Brian paid me to leave him alone, so I did (I like money!).

Can you help me out?
Okay...here's my problem. You see, I've known this guy Hal for a very long time now, but for some reason, he keeps changing his appearance. I'm trying to make him realize that looking like a mountain, lamp post, or water is not going to help him much, but he just won't listen. I'm also not even sure if that's really Hal...If you know who Hal really is...or if you know that that is in fact Hal...could you just help me out...? Please...?
I miss him...